Opposable thumbs, mate.
A walk, some important business and Ares’s perfectly reasonable explanation.
Read the comic ↗THE ARES CHRONICLES
Funny schnauzer comics
Meet Ares: our standard schnauzer, excellent negotiator and occasional source of extra work for David. These comic strips turn walks, grooming and everyday misunderstandings into stories from our little pack.
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Start with Opposable thumbs, mate, then follow Ares through a duck detour, a dramatic beard trim, a rather literal pointing problem and a campsite chicken chase. Each page has the full artwork and a text transcript.
The Great Duck Detour.
A quiet bush walk, a few ducks and a very unexpected detour. Guess who ends up doing the retrieving?
Read the comic ↗The Beard Incident.
A winter coat, a tangled beard and a tidy-up that goes a little further than planned.
Read the comic ↗The Pointing Problem.
One bug, one pointing finger and a dog looking absolutely everywhere else.
Read the comic ↗Chicken in Camp.
The van is level. The drinks are poured. Then Ares spots the chickens.
Read the comic ↗More schnauzer humour from the pack
Some chapters come from life. Some take creative licence. For a little animated mischief, watch our Sandy Cape preview, or read Ares’s fictional defence of the sandwich incident.
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