THE ARES CHRONICLES
Schnauzer gifts for dog lovers
A little comic-strip attitude for the dog who has the last word. Our schnauzer gifts begin with Ares, the standard schnauzer at the heart of The Ares Chronicles, and the lines that make his humans laugh.
A LITTLE ARES, WHEREVER YOU GO
Schnauzer gifts for the pack.
For schnauzer lovers.
And dogs with opinions.
Looking for unique schnauzer merch? Meet Ares: our standard schnauzer, comic-strip negotiator and inspiration for every design. Discover gifts for schnauzer lovers with a little adventure and a lot of attitude.
OUR FIRST RELEASE
The Ares pet bandana.
“You’re the one with opposable thumbs, mate.”
Our first release brings Ares’s signature line from the comics to a pet bandana. A playful gift for a standard schnauzer owner—or anyone whose dog has the last word.
Shop the bandanaView sizes, pricing and delivery details, and complete your purchase in our Printify store.
A gift with a story behind it
The bandana’s opposable-thumbs line comes from our first schnauzer comic: David handles the lead, while Ares handles the logic. Read the strip before choosing a gift for your own opinionated companion.
Check the product listing in our store for current sizes, prices and delivery information. The image here shows the design artwork; the store shows the finished product.
YOUR DOG. YOUR IDEA.
Want custom merch?
Just ask us!
Got a schnauzer with main-character energy? A favourite saying, a camping companion or a gift idea for a dog lover? Tell us what you have in mind.
Ask us about personalised schnauzer gifts or a custom design inspired by your own dog. Other breeds are welcome in the pack, too.
Let’s start with your idea.
Email Jo and David with your dog’s name, your design idea and the product you’re thinking of. Include a rough quantity and any date you have in mind.
Ask about custom merchWe’ll discuss what’s possible, pricing and timing before you decide. Sending an enquiry doesn’t place an order.